im not trash im ✨recycling✨

Craft Bartender, Business Student, A Disappointment 206-619

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

If any women making $200k+ are reading this I make an excellent housewife and I’ll eat ur ass

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

I might not be your man but I’ll show you how your man should act 😂😌

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Lowk weird af if you invite me out on multiple occasions w your friends only to practically ghost me when you find out I’m straight. Like i was not tryna fuck u lmao

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

*homegirl posting extra cleavage on the gram*
dudes in the dms: damn shawty
me: i could hide so many dr*gs in there

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Me trying to explain to my Christian father that monogamy between me and a bisexual woman is the same as with a straight woman was not on my bingo card this year lmao

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@ysmammri You could tell me 40 and i’d be fine, don’t tell me at all if you’re gonna lie ab it 🥲

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@_pawjob Hell yeah 🥊

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@squiidbby There’s no way you’re 30

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Not my homegirls posting me on their story more than my ex ever did 🤧

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@CMediumErik C. um

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Whole lotta friends, not a whole lotta people who match my vibe 😔

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Me 5 months ago: oh fuck ya here’s a new girl who’s gonna make me forget my ex
Me now: damn I miss both my exes

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Life hack, get your nose pierced after a traumatic life event to prevent the insufflation of narcotic substances 🙂‍↕️

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

Nobody gonna match my freak it is too much I have too much freak to match and nobody will match it life sux

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

I don’t even care about what you did anymore…I just wish you cared enough to tell me the truth

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@alienslurpeeee I live down the street from like 3 hotel pool bars. Which one you want 😂

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

You know what sounds nice rn is an 8ft dinghy with a 12 hp outboard I would love an 8ft dinghy with a 12 hp outboard right now

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

If u want a sweet nerdy man who stays at home and cooks for you and tells you how pretty you are and watches movies w you….good luck telling me to stay inside 😅

[simplyneida @SimplyNeida]

I have a bad habit of thinking every meal needs to be spicy

[im not trash im ✨recycling✨ @kevotheinnocent]

@xorvdm lol “who’s up? Not me” 💀