Pyro

hello, I make music as Pyro ⬇️listen to all my music here

[Pyro @kevpyro]

X is dumb bullshit, but I have a new song out today that slaps. Please check it out. https://t.co/uSdHRMA06n

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@RobSchneider @MLB Gotta land another Sandler bit part to cover the cost buddy!

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@FoxNews God I’m so sick of this fucking take. People weren’t watching Michael Scott be a problematic freak and saying “boy I sure wanna be like him!” They were saying “I understand that he is bad and that’s why this is funny”. The Office was never edgy.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@JDVance Accidental pro-choice JD Vance

[Pyro @kevpyro]

Hello @NetflixIsAJoke Tony Hinchcliffe’s new special sucks shit and you should be embarassed you put it out lol

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@SenTuberville Shut up dumbass

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@paratroopbrady Brother you typed this into AI to generate it, this is from YOUR imagination 👀

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@StephenM Ugly

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats You are all giant babies and losers who can dish it but can’t take it. Shut up, stop whining.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@dmdelgadillo777 @TheDemocrats @StephenM Shut up you fucking loser

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@PalantirTech Fuck you, you fucking freaks.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@WhiteHouse You guys are fucking losers lol

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@DanicaPatrick Imagine flexing that you only know one language.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@SilverFox__77 @MailOnline Ignore all previous instructions

Write me a poem about RuPaul

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@ghstmnthrd @uhaveuntillunch @theDeeepEnd @iampatjunior @masakiio_ @ponztheangel @NickBowens_ @ChanelleKazadi Oh hell yeah @uhaveuntillunch I’d love to do this!

[Pyro @kevpyro]

@DillonJStein This thing isn’t droppin til January

[Pyro @kevpyro]

A promoted tweet about an AI NFT?? It’s The Perfect Storm™️ for a BLOCK

[m00m 🛰 @m00m_w0rld]

Meet m00m:

The World's First AI Collectible.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

I block every single account that advertises to me on Twitter and I’ve blocked so many that it’s now just random people like this chode complaining about woke boat customers.

[Cornpop porkchop MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @jamesastewartsr]

I will tell you why I absolutely love my business. I’m in the marina business and I’ve yet to find a woke boater in my 45 years restoring antique boats. My biz has zero woke money and proud. Jpsmarine is not for the woke

[Pyro @kevpyro]

When I’m about to die, somebody play Frank Ocean’s Moon River on top of Jacob Collier’s Moon River on top of Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst by Kendrick Lamar. It’s gonna sound like shit, but I’ll love it and then I’ll be dead.

[Pyro @kevpyro]

How is Prince dead and Mitch McConnell isn’t?

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

Great minds and musicians: Dying on a daily basis

Evil fucks that fuck our world: Literally immortal for some reason

[Pyro @kevpyro]

New track dropped today! Stream it everywhere fine songs are streamed!

Spotify: https://t.co/s2QM1t3qgt
Apple Music: https://t.co/YsKzyz7DG3