Kevin the Sea Cucumber

I wanna die

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

This missing bike notice is a FAT mood

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

Moment of silence for the guy who I just saw drop his phone down a storm drain...

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

people forget jar jar binks successfully won a senatorial campaign in-between phantom menace and attack of the clones

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

“Recycling is pointless were all gonna die anyways”

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

I’m bored so I am making a list of songs that it’s impossible to have sex to. Taking suggestions...

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

My dad started his own fucking cooking page... father like son... I’m so proud 😂😂😂😂

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

I woke up late for my 8:00 so I just fucking went into schedule builder dropped it and registered for the same class at 10 😂😂

[jisu 🐤 @jisoupy]

💰💰💰

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

What’s even worse is we had like a 2 minute conversation about how she and I had the same water bottle stickers. It hurts me how fucking meta this all is.

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

Probably the most Oregonian thing ever is making friends and swapping snapchats with someone you met while under cover during a rainstorm.

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

I never have to take another fucking calculus class again 👈🏻😎👈🏻

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

@xhahaharlsjr Send now.

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

K had a moment last night we good now I’ll go back to this sort of shit

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

@sakurabloomx

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

I’m done being a soft boy. I’m tryna break someone else’s heart for a change and throw some hands when I want too.

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

@WolfGadgetPrime 👀🤫

[Kevin the Sea Cucumber @kevreed3]

@WolfGadgetPrime What does that even mean 😂😂