Kevin Robinson

Life is like a box of chocolates which may contain nuts. Lover of bad puns and craft beer

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

Mrs Smith I'm here about your husband.
There's no easy way to say this, he's been hit several times by a red lorry and a yellow lorry.#1PUN

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

The Turner prize is awarded to someone who is simply the best. #badjokefriday

[✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul]

Really fancy a chippy tea tonight

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

So when they say Charles is being treated for an enlarged prostate they actually mean King size.#charles #KingCharlesIII

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Carrot 🤝 Box

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

The odds for a white Christmas are currently;
Deep & Crisp & Evens.
#WhiteChristmas #puns

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

@ilovenostalgia Love Iced Gems even if there quality controls now a bit hit & miss.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

Here's a picture of my bird who's now an Ex, we split because I found her Musk perfume to overpowering.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

The UK is so hot today even Prince Andrew is sweating.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

Men: Don't put off going to see your doctor, the receptionist will do that for you when they eventually answer the fucking phone!

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

@IHPower It's a pain if you want to listen to ABC though.🙂

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

So now we know what the P&O stands for in P&O Ferries.
Piss & Off!

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

@theJeremyVine Get a job working at pizza express in Woking.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

If there was ever a day to get all your ducks in a row it's got to be today. 22•2•22.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

I've just sat through The Beatles documentary on Disney+. That's six and a half hours of my life I won't "Get Back".

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

Don't you just hate this awkward bit between Christmas day an the next one.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

I've given up not drinking in January.

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

My barbers is doing a Christmas special haircut, it comes with all the trimmings.

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

That went downhill rapidly...

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

The Olympics starts today, I'm most looking forward to the Track and Trace events.
#Tokyo2020 #Olympics

[Kevin Robinson @kevrob69]

Just ordered my weekly groceries on line but ironically no oxo cubes. They're out of stock.
#RateMyPun #LunchPun