Kevin fisher

living retired life in San Diego bleeding Cincinnati Reds & Cowboys blue i'm pleasantly eccentric & easily entertained. I like to exagerate
& stretch the truth

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@ClayTravis @clayandbuck Instead of paying millions to set up detention centers in warehouses why not just put a detention center at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Government owned, no escaping. Also executive order declaring 1975 Reds greatest team ever

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@RepSwalwell your campaign slogan should be BUILD BABY BUILD! The POTUS wants to drill drill drill & you want to build build build

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@toddrobert3121 if the 22nd amendment can be worked around then what about fixing it so Shohei Ohtani can run for president in ‘28?

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@RepMcClintock as a fellow Californian I find it offensive you call me a terrorist just because I want to peacefully protest my government. you should read the 1st amendment

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@HawleyMO heard you on tv, you’re right these Trump sycophants aren’t interested in saving democracy they just want power. So get out there Sat. & peacefully protest this administration

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@SenMikeLee When people commit shootings like this they have body chemistry changes just before-
adrenaline ,endorphins,etc. we should be able to put sensors on guns to recognize those changes & shut down the weapon. Won’t fire

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@PressSec June 14 is my birthday too & since I am Trumps doppelgänger I want to be invited to the parade. It’s Flag Day & in my 70 years I have been to many parades on my birthday many times being Grand Marshall

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@PressSec But 150 million DIDNT vote for him.

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@elonmusk when we inhabit the moon you should ban TikTok & start a new app called BangZoom.

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@CherylHines your husbands an idiot #Autism rise coincides with increased electronic device usage

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@PressSec I didn’t like Trump mentioning all those dead Social Security recipients. Now the Dems know he got illegal votes. Opens up a can of worms, a Pandora’s box

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@mtgreenee now that we know millions of dead people get social security benefits the democrats are going to demand to void all those Trump votes & call for a new election. you’re going to have to do some heavy duty spin.

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@SpeakerJohnson we got a problem. Millions of dead people receiving social security checks voted for Trump. Now we have to cover up the fraud. Get your cleaners on it

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@elonmusk if we reduced everyone’s Social Security benefit by just $1 a month that would save about $70 mil a month $800 mil a year

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@elonmusk he’s the original BigBallz & he knows how to get rid of vermin. He’ll help you for a nominal fee

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@elonmusk Do an executive order stating on all Fridays any women under 30 has to wear a bikini all day.

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@PressSec have you considered wearing a bikini to do the press conferences? You know how your boss loves ratings

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@PressSec Sri Lanka is where cinnamon comes from. You don’t want the plants destroyed by climate change.

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@MarkwayneMullin #autism has increased 175% since 2011 also the use of electronic devices has increased dramatically since 2011 but people blame vaccines which have been around long before 2011 I see pregnant women w/laptop on stomach

[Kevin fisher @kevsfisher]

@SpeakerJohnson as speaker you should read the constitution. Check out the 22nd amendment & tell me why your boy Pinocchio should be president again