Kev

27. dallas

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Twix is the only good candy bar do not fucking @ me

[Kev @kevsondeck]

@snglttrs I miss going Elise ➡️ Theo 😔

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Anyway I'm drunk that's the only time I get on Twitter anymore. But just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I'm not also right. People can be two things

[Kev @kevsondeck]

I'd never own one but I still think they fucked up when they quit making the VW beetle

[Kev @kevsondeck]

How are you gonna give us the perfect lil dumb ass car and then just say "never mind"? This car was so stupid that kids across the literal world were compelled to punch each other about it anytime they saw one. You don't get to just take that away

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

there should be a way to let spotify know u r joking

[Kev @kevsondeck]

@MichaelaOkla Like when you're driving and you tense up bc you're about to hit a big pothole in the car, and you miss it at the last second but you're still bracing for impact the whole way home. No impact but no catharsis either

[Kev @kevsondeck]

The new Wes Anderson movie looks incredible so far

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

he is coming

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Starting to see less writing jobs and more editing jobs to make AI articles actually somewhat readable. My car also neither flies nor drives itself and I can't even listen to music on my phone because I lost a one-inch piece of plastic. The future fuckin sucks dude

[Kev @kevsondeck]

@LotusAsakura I like when writers try to elevate their opinions above the public discourse, and just end up coming back full circle to anime villain diatribes on Twitter lol

[Kev @kevsondeck]

I turned 30 and my intrusive thoughts morphed into "what if I broke an NDA right now just for a laugh" and somehow that's scarier

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Anytime someone in the 90s had to produce like 3-10 secs of audio for like interludes in a tv show or something, there was about a 70% chance that breakcore drums ended up in the final mix

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Which might honestly be a preferred alternative to having to yet again look this woman in the windows to her soul and fight every instinct I have to ask her why she pays me 15 cents/word to write articles that she's just going to sit on

[Kev @kevsondeck]

It's 1am on Wednesday morning I'm drunk as fuck I have a bi-monthly zoom meeting at 10am with my biggest client that I'm probably going to dissociate through

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Fiats seem too big to be used as currency

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Don't get invested in anything on Netflix that isn't clearly trying to have a tiger king/squid game/wednesday level of success I guess...

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Fuck Netflix for this one

[1899 🜃 @1899Netflix]

I honestly don’t know what to say…1899 got cancelled 💔

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Like come on the creators already proved they can stick the FUCK out of the landing with Dark...

[Kev @kevsondeck]

Holy shit