kev woods

train driver, occasional singer of songs and strummer of guitars. daddy to 4 of the best, husband to 1 of a kind

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

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[kev woods @kevwoods79]

Seems legit right?

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

I can’t believe there are still people that think they don’t need to wear a mask on a train.
Selfish, ignorant....

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri I remember when Em was pregnant the first time, the amount of random people we barely knew who felt it was fine to rub her belly.
It’s like, Hello, my balls have been here the whole time!!

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@NathSert @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher I like all the albums, I just prefer the tone of Noels voice overall.
I don’t have a problem with @liamgallagher.
Just wanted to see if he’d bite..

He did 😂🎣

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@liamgallagher @NoelGallagher I guess that’s why you leave the lyrics to someone else huh?

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@KetamineMr @NoelGallagher Haha happily married with 4 kids actually but hey.. maybe look in the mirror. No chance you’re getting laid anytime soon little boy

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

“I just don’t have the words to explain to explain how I feel..”

Not sure Twitter is the right place for you to be honest.

[David Pugh @davidsoho1]

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri 😂😂😂

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri Clearly WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT!!
Clearly not WHEN UNDER YOU NEXT

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri We had “meal in a bowl”
Essentially chopped up, soupy, Christmas dinner simmered in gravy.
It’s actually better than actual Christmas dinner.
We need to talk more RE: air fryer when under you next.
I want one in my life

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@StephenMerchant Only 3 Yorkshire’s??

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

How many times can you listen to “the best Christmas album ever” before the desire to kill overcomes you?
Asking for a friend..

.. only joking, I don’t have any friends..

I killed them!!

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri Rest of the year??
I literally just proclaimed to my house.. “I only hovvered yesterday.. look at it already!!”

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri I did not specify that it was human skin... (it is though)

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri How the other half live.. eating their caviar, glugging their champagne whilst their balls remain unfettered by their shower dividers!! One day when I grow up I’m going to have a shower curtain made of skin so it feels like a nice warm showery hug

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@safaceri It’s almost like it’s aware.
I genuinely prefers baths because of this very reason

[kev woods @kevwoods79]

@cm_scotland @ImIncorrigible A globe?? Come on!! There’s no way Boris and his cronies aren’t flat earthers