Kevin VIII

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[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

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[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Hearing him say “Mohammed Attah” followed by the distant shrill of the guy who died like an idiot in Deep Blue Sea

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Breaking news:
After last nights socialist win,

Zoron the Monster just announced that at this year’s 9/11 Memorial he’ll be reading the names of the pilots who flew the planes into the World Trade Center.

You wanted change?

You got change.

[The Man in the Black Pyjamas @pyjamas_black]

Raglan Road and Robbie Brady, they don't make promos like this anymore.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Reports surfacing that Juan Soto has been killed by an unmanned drone strike at his home in Port St. Lucie

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets get the win against Team Israel!

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Put the bloke with the pokemon plushy on a rocket and fire him towards israel

[tic toc tic @TicTocTick]

Dubai airport at the moment .

Wealthy expats are willing to pay as much as half a million dollars per person to escape .

But all aircraft is grounded .

To the North , there is Afghanistan. To east is Pakistan, to west is Iran. To south is desert.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Put the bloke with the pokemon plushy on a rocket and fire him at israel

[tic toc tic @TicTocTick]

Dubai airport at the moment .

Wealthy expats are willing to pay as much as half a million dollars per person to escape .

But all aircraft is grounded .

To the North , there is Afghanistan. To east is Pakistan, to west is Iran. To south is desert.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Staring at the TV during the halftime show like private pyle

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

"He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the ter-"

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Would be hard to care about this when Im on my 14th beer in the safety of the casino

[Croxxed Out @FLCons]

Go on a cruise they said. It'll be fun they said! Eeek! 😬

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

My favorite type of badass is the revolutionary whos afraid to eat milk

[Polymarket Intel @PolymarketIntel]

Bob Vylan’s U.S. visas have been officially revoked by the U.S. State Department, effectively canceling his 26-show fall tour across the country.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

You think its touching the sand

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Hunter Schafer by Ethan James

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Gooing in this guys hand when he grabs my helmet

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Yo PAUSE big bro you taking that thang to the BASE (im severely depressed)

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

First come first serve at epstein island

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let’s have a day!

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

To the guy trying to make small talk about the price of eggs, you were one more quip away from me changing the trajectory of your life.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

This is what it looks like when two old regulars at the local dive argue over touch tunes, man I bet they both drove home

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pat Mahomes Sr & John Rocker got into it in NOLA

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

A little on the nose to give a pager with almost dead batteries

[AF Post @AFpost]

Israeli PM Netanyahu gave Trump a “golden pager” during White House meeting.

Follow: @AFpost

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

The next time spotify plays a tyler the creator song I’m sending them a cease and desist. The next time after that im sending anthrax.

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Parks and Rec over here looking like the Saw puppet, and no i dont remember either ones name.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Ben Stiller & his Severance stars courtside

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

Do this with my miller lite and you’ll end up with my size 11.5s in your ass partner

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The art of presentation

[Kevin VIII @kevykellz]

More redeemable to die of heat stroke then cool tourself off with diet dr pepper ice

[CLEAN CAR CLUB @TheCleanCarClub]

DIY car air conditioning