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[lex @lexlisbon]

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[MVCK @_Mvck_]

@PopBase @harpersbazaarus

[𝐿𝓊𝓍𝑒𐙚 @btchsdtm]

How it feels to say “keep in mind” when I’m telling a story

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

Someone who worked in all 3 branches of government is losing to a reality tv host.

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

how it feels watching a tiktok on x2 speed

[Psycho Mantis @MarkSparks718]

That jail is turning into Arkham Asylum

[papito @treyfive_]

My bro said he getting a matcha and going to Pilates ok Kourtney kardashian heard you

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

When I speed pass somebody & get caught at a red light with em I be getting so mf mad cause I alr know what they saying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ did all that & still ain’t get nowhere”

[Dwight 💰 @Dwight3Times]

They said Diddy the first nigga in history to get hit with a FRICO 😭😭

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i dont think niggas understand how long one bottle of baby oil lasts

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

this will never not send me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when i do both Rihanna & Eminem’s parts in Love the way you lie

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The CEO of Sony learning that Airpods have once again outsold the new and improved Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520's for the 15th consecutive quarter

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

when I send hood morning instead of good morning

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

me declining calls:

[The Wordplayer ✍🏽 @slightworkkk_]

Baby, idc who is on threads for the first or umpteenth time. I won’t be there!

[y @KayIahx]

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

[Ammaar @AMusa96]

Costco will deadass give you 2 days to finish 30 croissants