Kermit Frog

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@zarahussain999 @adamboultonTABB Really? You think it’s reasonable to “criticise” a 78 year old women who died in a violent manner for being an “old maid” “spinster” and probably a virgin? You don’t object to that? That’s fair “criticism”?

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@alimullaley I think it’s because he’s a bit of a one trick pony but to be fair it’s an exceptional trick. It’s a bit like complaining that your dog only has one trick when trick is bowling googlies.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@TheCaulfieldWay So much respect for the club sticking with him. And also thanks for the wheelchair access and lower mobility platform I’ve needed to use to follow the club over the last 4 years.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@TheCaulfieldWay I had my knee reconstructed 4 years ago after an accident- MCL,PCL, ACL and meniscus. I still can’t manage stairs, have a limited range of movement and a blue badge. I know he’s young and a professional athlete with a lot of support. But it’s still a remarkable achievement.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@talkbees_ I had my knee reconstructed 4 years ago after an accident- MCL,PCL, ACL and meniscus. I still can’t manage stairs, have a limited range of movement and a blue badge. I know he’s young and a professional athlete with a lot of support. But it’s still a remarkable achievement.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@wendysmithe62 @kenfanline @WhiteNoise1879 @BrentfordFC @TheSun I watched on tv you could clearly hear the Brentford supporters. Do you think standing in the middle of of Fulham supporters far away from the Brentford standing section makes it difficult to hear anything except your neighbours. Assuming you aren’t just posting for clicks.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@Sovereignty101 @lawyer_memes Yes. Whoever said on their deathbed “I wish I’d spent more time at the office”?

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@jwstephens10 @ThatTimWalker You think Sir Richard Sheriff is a “left winger”?!

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@kurt_houser @ThatTimWalker You think this war is about nuclear weapons, aw bless.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@alimullaley I work with a spurs fan, went into to work and said “guess it’s not Thomas Frank after all then?” To be fair he always said it wasn’t.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@olafrecords @alimullaley I think that’s part of the problem- good managers who build within a team structure aren’t used to dealing with the egos. Need a mother to be in charge, wouldn’t put up with that kind of nonsense.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@LuisAdrianoUK You see. You only had to ask nicely

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@bfcgpg 😱

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@alimullaley @AdamP1242 Never heard anyone describe WIssa as “humble” before!

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@BradfemlyWalsh That I had to to be kept at the hospital for the afternoon until it was safe to let me go. It was forever after known as the “torture gram”. Can’t believe they’re still doing this shit 30 years on. I’ve had gallstones and kidney stones it was worse than either)

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@BradfemlyWalsh I had a hysterosalpingogram about 30 years ago with no pain relief or sedation. Doc couldn’t get the speculum to grasp my retroverted cervix so hammered it on with the heel of his hand and left it in for the whole procedure. They were baffled that my blood pressure was so high

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@alimullaley Those of us who grew up in the 60s/70s in areas of the country that had virtually no immigration are somewhat startled to discover that violence against women didn’t exist then.

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@LuisAdrianoUK I did his accounts once about 10 years ago. I rub shoulders with the rich and famous me. (And no I don’t remember a thing about them or I would have sold the story to the Sun to fund my retirement)

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@Darthmirror @xanderescribe I’m sure they’d let you do the English class. Have you asked?

[Kermit Frog @kewkumber]

@alimullaley Indeed we do 😡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿