Jason He

YO HOMIE

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https://t.co/NugtmIoDDa MONKEY

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Hey! I just made $497 today working a few hour from home ! http://t.co/LD1fAuFl

[Jason He @kewlkats]

I just made $492 today working a few hour from home ! http://t.co/PJjZjMnX

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ate cereal at night. still tastes the same

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the sky is asthmatic

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10 MB left on prepaid internet. Need to ration carefully. All this 140 word thing has helped me prepare for whats out there in the real worl

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Good day, friends.

[Jason He @kewlkats]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

20 years http://bit.ly/10EsY3

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@lukewoodfield eating biscuits dunked in coffee (Y)?

[Jason He @kewlkats]

I found $2 in a hole. I think that's the first thing I've ever found in a hole that isn't shit.

[Jason He @kewlkats]

@johncmayer Ahh, the internet: you can see people talk shit about you, but you can't punch them in the face. "lolz."

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@joshthomas87 An eye for an eye, a tooth for an eye?

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Don't you just hate it when you play guitar and your skin begins to peel off your fingers?

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HELP! I'M GETTING MURDERED! THERE'S A KNIFE IN MY EYE! Oh wait, it's all better now.

[Jason He @kewlkats]

Turns out the knife was actually a steak knife! Any sandwich connoisseur's WORST nightmare. Got my bread shredded to pieces. I will now cry

[Jason He @kewlkats]

Found a nice knife in the kitchen drawer and took it to the table where my bread was.

[Jason He @kewlkats]

Realised how i got the end piece of the loaf and how it is all yucky and put it back into the bag. Got another piece of bread instead.

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Getting bread out of the plastic baggy thingy. Released how fun the clipper on the end of it is and started playing with it.

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@taylorswift13 Damn your rhetoric. Want to read it?...no. Want to read it?...no. Want to read it?...OK YOU WIN. Reply?

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More to come of the Don't You Hate It? series: People who fucking swear all the time for no fucking reason, People who have sex with animals