KeyBobo

Blink twice if you’re under duress

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@GuacamoleyTweet @GeorgeTakei Congrats on all the stupidity

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@PatMcAfeeShow @RyanMickRadio

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#FlashbackFriday

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@amberrashelle You are obsessed

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There’s a lot of disagreement in our nation right now. I have my own beliefs on such things. Trying to straighten out some of these idiots is like herding cats.

[ChrisYoungMusic @ChrisYoungMusic]

It’s #TakeYourDogToWorkDay

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My 2 favorites in the world. Olaf is so cute napping. Plus a big bottle of @TitosVodka by my chair.

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@aDimino22 @DC4LCustomTees Mine will be Todd Gurley or Deshaun Watson depending on my picking position.

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With the amount of political discourse and weather phenomenons, pretty sure the world is going straight to hell.

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When you’re the only male bartender, you get thrown to the wolves when the bachelorettes come in.

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My socks don’t match. I live for the chaos!!!

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Check you the amazing Key Bobo at #DawgHouseSaloon

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Sweating on the treadmill contemplating my search history. I’m a little worried.

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88 days until football season. That means 58 days of contemplating who I’m gonna pick in our draft. Waiting for these kind of shenanigans is killing me!!! I love football!!! Go Colts!!!

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Hoo hoo hoo hoo...let’s bounce!!! #tiggeristheshit

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I want my funeral to be sponsored by Tito’s vodka. Will you guys actually sponsor it @TitosVodka? I wanna be cremated, so I’ll put that I’m gluten-free on my urn.

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We don’t wear cowboy hats in Nashville.

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If you call me from a number I don’t know...fucking answer!!! I answered. Get your shit together, grow up, and answer. I don’t owe any student loans. I don’t have extra credit cards. You are an annoyance. People hate you. #fuckyourringtone

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@ace_xxxo Problem solved. Thought about putting that pic of me and Mike up. Talk about a creep.

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I feel that my buddy Olaf should be my first pic. #handsomedude