There’s a lot of disagreement in our nation right now. I have my own beliefs on such things. Trying to straighten out some of these idiots is like herding cats.
88 days until football season. That means 58 days of contemplating who I’m gonna pick in our draft. Waiting for these kind of shenanigans is killing me!!! I love football!!! Go Colts!!!
I want my funeral to be sponsored by Tito’s vodka. Will you guys actually sponsor it @TitosVodka? I wanna be cremated, so I’ll put that I’m gluten-free on my urn.
If you call me from a number I don’t know...fucking answer!!! I answered. Get your shit together, grow up, and answer. I don’t owe any student loans. I don’t have extra credit cards. You are an annoyance. People hate you. #fuckyourringtone