k.🧞‍♀️

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Went to Dutch Bros & asked for light ice in my drink, the guy said it would be $1.50 EXTRA 💀💀💀 tf is going on in the world where I have to pay EXTRA for something I’m not getting??

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Be careful what you ask for. I used to say I need somebody’s son to come stress me out so I can lose weight… little did I know it would be my own mf son 😩😩

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

I had to watch a YouTube video on how to open a @TalentiGelato jar and bro brought out a flat head screwdriver 🫠🥲

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

I’m just gonna assume @TalentiGelato adult proofed their jars bc people were going in stores licking ice cream, but there should be no reason I’m struggling with a knife to eat some ice cream/gelato 😩by the time I can get the jar open, I don’t even want it anymore 🤦🏾‍♀️

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

I be walking out of the gym feeling like my ass grew 10 times its size 🥲

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Your diet can trap you in depression.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Your favorite Dr Seuss movie will tell me everything that I need to know about you.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

When you’ve been purposely ignoring someone then run into them in public, what are the fucking chances 😭

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Got off work this morning and couldn’t make it to my friends pinning ceremony 😖 i hate I had to miss a big moment for him 😩

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

If someone is constantly trying to convince the internet of who they are then CLEARLY that’s not who they are.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

@HrtlessHooligan In the same boat… u wanna just add me on switch? lol

[JM @educatedhustler]

This !!

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Can someone explain when did iPhone start doing this instead of showing my Lock Screen??

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

every time I gotta pack for a trip, it seems like that’s when I be ready to take a nap the most 😩

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

How do u eat cereal in the shower tho??? As a human, why are u eating in the bathroom??? Yeah let me get a bowl of cereal and make it warm, extra soggy. Completely unhinged detail.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

I guess I must’ve gotten lucky with the first audio book. The second 1 was trash, didn’t even make it past the first chapter. The 3rd one, I had to turn off after she said the character eats cereal in the shower… couldn’t even focus on the story after that.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

The 4th 1 I’m on just sounds like Jennifer Coolidge is reading…

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

Now that I think about it, that’s how a lot of movies be. Storyline trash but the loud noises & sinister sounds make the movie.

[k.🧞‍♀️ @keyaaholic]

I’m on my 2nd audio book & the story is trash but the atmosphere creepy & on theme 😒