Keyana Jalbert

[relatable @byreIatable]

My life is like that episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone he’s fine when he clearly isn’t fine

[the testament of abby lee @girlimafraid]

[aggressively watches SVU to ignore my problems]

[jax @enomycain_]

“you look unapproachable” and here you are....approaching me

[Keyana Jalbert @keyanaaaa]

@adnamacrocker 🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

I don’t trust people who don’t drink coffee. You just wake up and ... have ...energy?? enough to just be alive?? without caffeine?? unlikely

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

[Hannah Camet @hannahcamet]

My psychology professor's words today: "You fall in love with the people who make you love the person you are when you're around them"

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

*Nods with approval* https://t.co/9IZWpk51YS

[V @VINETTRIA]

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME because:

1. arrowhead water taste like shit

[Bhicken @Bad_Rats_King]

when your homie forget to give you a blanket