L. she/her

My opinions are free, but you're still welcome to pay me. Venmo: LaurenOW

🏳️‍🌈♀️✊🏿 🇺🇸 ♻️ 💉 KCMO

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Win tickets for Relax, Unwind, https://t.co/I3BVlYTuX4

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Not gonna play, I want these fr fr

[Moshe Isaacian @MosheIsaacian]

@NYXCosmetics @OPI_PRODUCTS @sophiahliu 14) Official Barbie skates?! YES PLEASE

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Win tickets for The 1975 at T-Mobile Center, October 25, 2023 with Do816 https://t.co/6nbYWDHEZm

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Stop gaslighting us, start fighting for us!

When SCOTUS announces its decision, @POTUS are you prepared to fight for debtors by cancelling student debt **automatically and instantly** ... BEFORE the next baseless Republican attack?
https://t.co/RYxTXDgq5A

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Providing student loan debt relief to hardworking borrowers is necessary to help them recover from the economic harms of the pandemic.

That’s why in our bipartisan budget agreement, I fought to keep it in place.

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

@TheREALPoopfoot Try @oVertoneColor

[Matthew Calcara @MattCalcara]

Sen. Ty Masterson's vision for Kansas somehow manages to be both meaner and dumber than Sam Brownback's, but unfortunately, Masterson is a lot better at whipping votes in the #ksleg than Brownback was.

The last thing we need to be doing is giving rich people a tax cut.

[Dylan Ogline @DylanOgline]

No, both sides are not the same.

One wants a theocracy with unfettered capitalism and oligarchs at the helm

The other wants billionaires to pay a bit more in taxes so we can afford healthcare for everyone.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Katy Perry to gun violence survivor on American Idol: “Our country has fucking failed us.”

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

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[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

@PokeGoFriends I need new friends please and thank you 0819 3245 4809

[Dave Kehr @dave_kehr]

And some people say the movies are dying . . .

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

@scooterscoffee your Overland Park location is out of oat milk literally 50% of the time. I know there's oat milk at the store on the shelves... Figure it out. 🙄

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

NOT AGAIN @CapitalOne @Ticketmaster

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Win tickets for Switchfoot - This is Our Christmas Tour at Uptown Theater, December 09, 2022 with Do816 https://t.co/okHK2RM6dy

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Looking at you Missouri 🌿💨

[Matt Staub @staubio]

What does it say about democracy that voters in the reddest of states will consistently vote for progressive policy directly but vote for the candidates that undermine those policies at every turn?

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Trump lost 40 house seats in his first midterm.

Obama lost 63

Clinton lost 52

Reagan lost 26

Carter lost 15

Biden’s house is a dead heat.

OUTSTANDING night for dems 💙💙

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

I placed a mobile carry out order & then had to wait 20+ minutes in the drive thru line to pick it up. The opposite of quick and convenient. 🙄

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

The universe must be trying to send me messages today... So far I've learned I need to get up earlier and start meal prepping... 😒 @Wendys

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Seriously one minute after I got this drink...

[L. she/her @KeyboardBarbie]

Idk why @scooterscoffee can't make a frozen blended coffee drink as well as their competition 😮‍💨 another disappointing morning from the closest coffee shop to my house 🙄