Studio Jasmine Sky

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

http://t.co/o1vLLXI4OB If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement.

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

http://t.co/DHiPKbA0hF will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from. http://t.co/j6U1MYG8cE

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

http://t.co/ZOM5sQK5sF No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/KBZ8S0ynW5

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

http://t.co/XF5O52GhO0 No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Studio Jasmine Sky @keycouture]

http://t.co/TQwnOBfa I always type "please" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole.