Attention, all Dogtown residents! Today is Kurt Hansen’s birthday… My birthday.
Most of you have not earned an invitation to the celebrations I’m holding at the Black Sapphire. Still, I value those who remembered. You can leave your gifts at reception for inspection and delivery.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Screenshot by: @Vesn4_
Remember when @LoganPaul filmed a literal dead guys for clout and thought it was a good idea to put it on the internet.
Now he’s in the White House. L M F A O