Tim Carras

Evil boy eating evil fries

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Just saw your father trampled by wildebeests? Why not trample into a new Toyota

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@Atencio Definitely make a trip to Avebury Stone Circle. It’s more fun than Stonehenge because you can go right up and touch them.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@Atencio OMG Peter

[Tim Carras @keylager]

VFX union 2023

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Jurassic Bark

[Tim Carras @keylager]

PSA: ASAP ain’t an ETA

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Solid.
TMBG Heardle #304

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https://t.co/BzsTQrbVTR

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Okay I’m pretty proud of this one.

TMBG Heardle #286

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https://t.co/BzsTQrbVTR

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Not sure how to explain this but I tried to sound like Johnny Depp-as-Raoul Duke-as-Hunter S. Thompson but it came out like Maurice LaMarche-as-Orson Welles-as-Charles Foster Kane

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@jnszmk Vacation-from-vacation is critical self care.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@jnszmk 💯. I hope you built in some time for yourselves after that.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@jbarro Is Ticketmaster RICO? https://t.co/x0AHwlZP4W

[Tim Carras @keylager]

(All jokes aside, I’m genuinely curious if anyone has a suggestion. @alexandervet, @LexiAlex?)

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Trying to find a friendly way to say “take it easy” in German and it just doesn’t seem to translate.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Mostly comes out as “Be silent and enjoy yourself!”

[Tim Carras @keylager]

If you ask me, there’s far too much rhyming party with Bacardi and not nearly enough with Havarti.

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

IATSE Escalates VFX Workers’ Push to Unionize with New Survey https://t.co/bauxmtd2G3

[Tim Carras @keylager]

@jnszmk I don’t… have a sword guy? That seems like a mistake on my part.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

I just liked the shape of this one. Wordle 539 4/6

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[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

It's helpful, I think, to understand this dynamic: That being introverted / shy / a loner / etc are all real things, but those impulses can be radically magnified by constant entertainment at your fingertips 24/7, and even if that *feels* good, it's likely not good.

[Tim Carras @keylager]

Stuffing for breakfast, stuffing for lunch, and a sensible dinner