Keylor Halbur

[Keylor Halbur @keylor_halbur]

Checked Twitter for the first time in months. It is still ass.

[Keylor Halbur @keylor_halbur]

This place fucking sucks now.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@reynoldsgareth I might develop hyponatremia getting ready to piss on his grave.

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@Phyzzique C'mon. Don't be a coward. Say the word you want to say.

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@Bonetti English food. That or whatever he was masking in the failed dope test has worn off

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@hasanthehun Hell gained a demon. Earth gained a public toilet.

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YES

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@marclamonthill I finished "Except For Palestine" last week and it was great.

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Elon Musk is proving not all Nazis can make a rocket. He's doing wonders for Werner von Braun's legacy.

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I never felt more seen than when @Okwonga said some players are "born on a yellow card".

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@kairyssdal A dude in a bowtie has that much power? We really are a failing nation.

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@CCupo On the pitch at least.

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This place is so broken I am back on here via a security flaw.

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@MenInBlazers He’s won infinitely more for LAFC than Spurs.

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@RossWishart He’s not actually smart. He was just an apartheid-era trust fund baby who got lucky by being a remora fish to the right people.

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@eatthegarnish Gotta respect the confidence

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You can’t tell me Kyrie Irving isn’t just Dr. Umar with a crossover.

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@nemanjaYVR Honestly, I doubt he was even this calculating.

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@Timcast Boycott Audi and General Mills? Eat a dick. The RS 6 Avant and Cinnamon Toast Crunch are dope. You’re a smooth-brained tool in a beanie with butt rock band.

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Am I suspended?