MalaciaKey

[MalaciaKey @KeyMalacia]

@Lisachikukwa Thank you for the kidney. We were strangers but you still donated.
Your husband will be a lucky lucky man.
All the men are asking about you in my town.

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@political6778 Imagine kunodzidzira kuita pilot wakunzi huya ndikunamatire nedickhead iyi to survive lol

Look at his head closely and you won’t be able to unsee how it looks like a d!ck

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@FootballFactly The word legend is doing some heavy lifting there

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@Mavhure She’s right ma hommie angu ese kugym yangu pakaipa. Unoita seuchavaudza.
Unfortunately some of us were never taught these things tirivadiki and so some never bothered to pick up the habit later in life

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@I_amMukhtar Serious questions..what happens at the BBC? Why so many sexual cases? How do they get these jobs?

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@liamgallagher Fckin hell, it’s getting to their heads. This take is unbelievably bad

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@SuluhuSamia Fokoff. Visionary entrepreneur? Just fokoff

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@Lulu420i @nocaptruths @CrimeWatchZW Yes. He’d frequently fly in his jet to Dubai with gold and diamonds for the corrupt presidents. In Zim he’d wash his money by importing lots of expensive cars, place them at his friend’s garage, buy them back and gift them to random (mostly) famous people. An elaborate scheme

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@everythingzimtv @djollah_7 Genuine question.. Is Ollah a real journalist? Dzungu racho mmmmh

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@KMutisi The man is still in a plastic bag and man already releasing DMs

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@zimlive Manje Mukanya vanga vatopihwa bag here

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@callme_sheezy @WelBeast Thanks Sherlock

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@FabrizioRomano You’re not there mf, you jumped ship.
Clever move though tbf

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@DanisMCFC Are these people paid? Because seriously how can they think like this

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@ThatG4m Bebeto

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@JeremyVineOn5 @FamilyLawGuruUK @Mattallwright Safe to say Graham is not the sharpest tool in the box

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@FT_Durk Are City fans daft or are they daft?

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@katangmi Nothing to do with cheating, no?

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@AJE_Sport Capleton sang
‘That day will come,
when I shall stand and see all those wicked men and the fiyah gettin bun
That day will come,
when they will try to escape and there will be nowhere to run’

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@mrmikeMTL Dr Pepper

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Just for what he did against Man United the other day, I’m so happy Andy Carroll was…..

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