Keyman Joe

Certified maths and science teacher, property agent, business man, career/business consultant, son,husband and a father of 1

[Keyman Joe @KeymanJoe]

@ntvkenya If indecision were an Olympic sport, Kang'ata and Nyoro would be fierce contenders for gold. When it comes to crucial moments, they seem determined to qualify without casting a vote. In politics, silence and absence are decisions too.

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@HonMoses_Kuria You think PR and diplomatic selfies will put food on people’s tables Kenyans don’t eat summits and press conferences Let them return 7B first lower fuel n food prices, then we clap This is Champions league political theatre new episodes every week we need results, not skits

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@RobertAlai Kamami Gachungwa nikalia.....tupe chai mami

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@MutahiNgunyi Dear Mutant Ngunyi 😏,

From political analyst to fortune teller of 2042 breasts? 🔮😂
At this rate you’ll soon predict the weather in heaven. ☁️

Kenyans aren’t in your classroom waiting for instructions. 🧠✋
In 2027 they’ll vote based on performance, not paid prophecies.

[BAQTASH ABOUD AKASHA @aboud_akasha]

The most emotional picture you will see today.
Kiambu
Borana
Nyakundi
Kalenjin
Somalis
Raila
Nurses
Kenya Navy
Congo
Timboroa
Amrabat
Kisii
Thika
Westlands
eTIMS
Ksh
Jakakimba
Juja
River Nyando
Panyako

[Keyman Joe @KeymanJoe]

@EezyCars Can't advice buy at your risk.... Logbook Hakuna @eezycars you will be taken rounds and rounds. Arrogant workers at @PLATINUMCREDIT8 last buy was my last one......

[Mayeni Jones @MayeniJones]

I’ll be up live on @BBCWorld TV with the latest on this morning’s unrest in #SierraLeone. Prisoners have been released from the Central Pademba Road prison in Freetown and an armoury in a military barracks was targeted by gunmen.

[Keyman Joe @KeymanJoe]

@omwambaKE Sorry 61

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@codewithkim The %error is 0.0001 not 0.01

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@Brayo773 @OleItumbi @citizentvkenya https://t.co/iMDZ7D9vmK

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@KpBett @OleItumbi https://t.co/iMDZ7D9vmK

[Jegugu @j_jegugu]

Where is your confidence?

❤ Like for Martha Karua

🔃 Retweet for Rigathi Gachagua

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@ntsa_kenya do I have to see someone with 1000/- so that my account is enabled. Why can't this be automated

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@ntsa_kenya hi you have gone a notch higher you have now to see someone for your account to be enabled

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@Ma3Route heavy traffic along limuru mai- mahiu road... something need to be done

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@ntsa_kenya how long does forced transfer take after submitting all the documents required for the process

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@HELBpage what happens if I clear my outstanding loan balance, do I get 80% waiver on penalties.

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@eric_shiks @NelsonHavi Shall = must

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