Justin Keeley-Jonker

Just like you, if you're a stay-at-home dad with ADHD that loves to say the word "sandwich"

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

This is a GIF for your training montage.

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

NEW: Giving the keynote address at a GIS conference last month, former high school geography teacher Tim Walz talked about some of his favorite maps https://t.co/ud1BbSTDBl

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@M0rteze @historyinmemes Here's literal footage from the event he was re-enacting. Glad you're in a choir, though. https://t.co/GIdGrT06ei

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@brandenjohnson Loaded up this dumb website and read this and I just don't understand. How do I get rid of the middleman to get those sweet sweet fresh Reese's?

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

I'm at a Wendy's right now and my order was IDed only as SIR. Nice.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@brandenjohnson Sorry but dorkiest dad would be wearing a short sleeve button up with hot dogs on it.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@theyseemetweetn These are the guys who LIKE the gaps in the bathroom stalls.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@theyseemetweetn Weird, these guys apparently went with that?

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

I'm so proud of @bethanykj who has spent literally 25% of the time since Zelda Tears of the Kingdom was released playing it.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

What'd I do to deserve this ad? How is that even a shoe? Let alone a $1200 shoe. Why does that shirt have holes? It COSTS $165.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

My kid thinks I'm the worst because I'd rather she actually play video games than watch videos of other people playing them for a little bit.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@joelmmathis Oh I know, we've got a Ford C-Max Energi PHEV thats running at about 107 mpg since we bought it because it's mostly used for short commutes. Just razzing on you not actually needing to fill up 😀

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@joelmmathis Sounds like it didn't actually need gas? Or does gas only cost $1.50 in Kansas?

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@brandenjohnson

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@brandenjohnson Fair

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@joelmmathis That's the advice I give to everyone all the time. It's just not worth your time.

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

Got a new driving cap. "Things are looking bright, but not too bright" says E. https://t.co/6iswHfxIUC

[Justin Keeley-Jonker @keymo]

@tcarmody Africa is a proper noun, my dude. Filo is a travesty, though.

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

monotheistic deities don’t even let you build a tower to heaven anymore. due to wokeness