Bartley Kives (Parody) 🇺🇦💉💉💉💉💉💉

(They/Them) Winnipeg's Top Journalist ….Macleans said so - JewishGreyOwl, food elitist - If you’re from Wpg, you're probably a racist- This be PARODY

[Bartley Kives (Parody) 🇺🇦💉💉💉💉💉💉 @KeyOfBart]

"A person with an elongated head is thought to be more intelligent & of higher status"
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@Nelly00792977 You can’t prove that

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BREAKING: Manitoba ‘MAID law’ not allowing for the elderly to be killed in a timely manner; needs to be repealed: abortion rights group says

ARCC ED Joyce Arthur: “And far-right, conservative, Christian doctors aren’t helping”
https://t.co/DvqarNcsMe

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@Boristhebear16 Yes. CBC will recommend an increase

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ANALYSIS: Demoralizing reminder that the NDP govt will spend $800K in 3 months to provide 24/7 support to resuscitate OD’d street drug addicts; while your grandpa gets a MAID appointment if he gets a cold
https://t.co/nEmFjaAYAh

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“She said FN are working with King Charles on a ‘youth initiative’ together.

She is also pushing the King to commission ‘treaty medals’ to symbolize the continued relationship between First Nations and the Crown. She wore her own treaty medal to the meeting”

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BREAKING: AFN chief agrees to denounce Alberta separation; after meeting with The Great Father across the waters; promise of shiny trinkets
https://t.co/CrbjCmvXJb

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"As long as the sun shines, the grass grows and the river flows, we're all treaty people in Canada, owned by the City of London”

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@LarryBuhay Jackson Pollock was a genius, at money laundering

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BREAKING: Pride Winnipeg's decides to ban military uniforms in parade; unless it is ‘fetish-related’: president Barry Karlenzig
https://t.co/8IPBMfb9nQ

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ANALYSIS: Sio Silica will have its proposed mining licence approved; now that they’ve agreed to cut-in FN partners
https://t.co/faiqPKkAol

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BREAKING: Curious trend of fatal semi-related crashes continues; Winnipeg teen dies in head-on highway 17 crash in northern Ontario; driver of the semi not injured
https://t.co/A6XG1LGJUT

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WAB vs ELMO: Chinese-made electric vehicles start arriving in Canada; all are Teslas
https://t.co/7fT8iHVuIz

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BREAKING: Manitoba’s ‘Operation Firestorm’ now operational for the 2026 season; initial focus on colonial recreation properties; with eventual expansion to northern FN communities

Winnipeg hotel vacancies to quickly diminish: experts
https://t.co/6EDFWpCUwU

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"The queer community is hurting right now" due to ongoing conflicts and wars.

He says military uniforms are distressing to some people, especially newcomers from countries where police & military are corrupt.

Winnipeg police uniforms haven't been permitted since 2017”

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ANALYSIS: Women in farming more vulnerable to mental-health struggles and stress; seriously deficient in abortions, psychotic medication: Guelph study finds
https://t.co/inYjBimKuT

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ANALYSIS: Winnipeg nurse fined $50K for long history of not giving due respect to FN’s, the unhoused

Evidence against nurse, who no longer wants to practice, was 'uncontroverted and overwhelming': decision
https://t.co/k9HsGrw1bL

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@TraceyKent You can’t prove that

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BREAKING: Man, 42, killed when semi-trailer truck ran a stop sign and hit his van near Roblin

Police: “We’re seeing a lot of fatal collisions involving semi’s, but it’s not obvious as to why”
https://t.co/pgsu7qXpET

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@You_Are_A_Goof Colonialism

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BREAKING: Proposed St. Boniface 6-story apartment building will be built; contrary to zoning restrictions & community objections

Coun. Matt Allard: “All the murdered FN & Métis children at the former Residential School on the site would have wanted this”
https://t.co/oi10iWKyVT

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