Ouma

Dentistry.

[JB #OneAfrica✊🏾 @jb2forty]

I chose sleep over watching the greatest player of all time. Mum you raised a dickhead

[Bebi🪭 @Talibabe16]

*But you don't look Luo*
Sorry I forgot to spray my omena perfume

[triste y con ganas de morirme ☹︎ @cxrrly]

El jugador más lento de Costa de Marfil

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

It’s ur first time visiting a rich family and at 7pm you had popcorn and yoghurt and then everyone start saying good night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Anyways ukitaka ku succeed hapo corporate beba ka note book ata kama utachora penises tu, watu watadhani unawaskiza.

Then una rephrase their statements into questions 'so you said thika road is a road?'
People love being seen

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I love football twitter so much😭

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

We grew up watching Mexican telenovelas, our mothers will be disappointed if we support South Africans.

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Mko na ufala sana huku nje 😅

[Weye @I_Weye]

😂😅

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

The FBI knows the Negro mind can't resist such

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[🌐 @ttfalor]

you cannot achieve this by locking in man

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Jana conso aliongelesha vibaya, nikareport to the hospital administrator

Akanicall kuniambia mambo ya kusnitch niwachie nurses
Mimi nilimcall out nikamshow siwezi kubali akuwe rude kwangu when all i have done is be kind and respectful

Buana we are colleagues, wewe si babangu

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

You get kids and you understand that the squeaky shoes are not to entertain them, they are a tracking device for the parents 🤣🤣

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Kilifi. I have seen poverty before but Kilifi??? @HonAmasonKingi single handedly crippled that place.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

americans wondering why messi is wearing the argentina kit instead of inter miami

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Let them play Getafe away by 12:00pm on a Sunday, you will find the answer to your question

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

PSG are jokers