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“Everything I’ve ever needed to know I learned in kindergarten.”

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Anyone else weirdly sick but not sick?

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Impatience is such an unattractive trait

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Don’t know what you’re thankful for? Do some self reflective exercises.

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I haven’t been on twitter in months, how tf did it get so wild?

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If shits on the fan, I’m not entering the room

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Let your life be your witness.

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Hellooooo 💛

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This is how I feel this week

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@_demonjesus That is the most bold face lie you’ve ever told

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Mom: only hand wash these
Me: so I hear only wear on special occasions and never wash
Dad: *dies laughing*

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Since I live life with yellow lenses, all red flags look orange.

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Thick thighs save lives, but kill my jeans.

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I don’t have the spoons, knives, or forks.

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Random thought; intrusive.

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Pesto on the pants