the E word

In the backyard of yo mamas house while she bringin’ me iced tea

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Honestly i think id be more into god if god had a fatter ass

[Miilato @miiilato]

Christopher Moltisantimaxxing
(wasting my potential, zero impulse control, searching for my arc, overthinking, quick to anger, taking everything personally)

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Lastfm Friday

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

This is some fucking Wall-E shit

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

This week for #BareMinimumFriday I decided to paint a portrait in my spreadsheet

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Name a guy: He needs new pants

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

What the fuck am I supposed to split!!?!!?

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Never seen anyone monitor the situation like this

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Everytime they announce the rock and roll hall of fame inductees im like yup hes famous for rock and roll

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Last fm friday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

wife sent me to the grocery store and is suddenly unreachable

[me irl @me_when_irl]

When the company didn't increase your paycheck but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando estoy en crisis y de la nada decido que es una estupidez y me deja de importar

[ukecrow... @zyxcheetah]

America is so beautiful

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[the E word @keysmaxxing]

Pictures of my grandpa