Megan Keysor

Jesus and donuts. My life is a new surprise every day

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

it appears that i have aged without my consent

[brooke not-miller @buhrooke]

This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺

Normally, I do not go because I am poor.

[Megan Keysor @keysormm6]

@autumnrose_23 I JUST DID THAT AND I SWEAR IT IS THE BEST FEELING

But I think the shelter lied about her age because she does not act like a 10 year old 😂😂😂

[Khalil Underwood @RealKhalilU]

LADIES LETS MAKE THIS UNIVERSAL!!!!!

[Megan Keysor @keysormm6]

@PenirdAdam Don’t act like you wouldn’t spend the entirety of your flex at Light Rail within the first 3 days

[Lecrae @lecrae]

When the Romans tortured Christians, the tomb was empty.

When the Natives walked the trail of tears, the tomb was empty.

When the Africans were kidnapped and forced into slavery, the tomb was empty.

Today in the midst of it all, the tomb is empty.

God sees. God cares.

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

alternately putting on and taking off a facemask to destroy my theological rivals across the political spectrum

[Ralph Nelson Willett @NorthernOvation]

Going to the store today I noticed they were out of toilet paper again. That made me wonder, will there be TP in heaven? The answer is yes. The roll was called up yonder.

[Megan Keysor @keysormm6]

@nesserbrito RIGHT

[Sarah @SarahT_1993]

I’m not an anti-vaxxer, but I’d trust a gas station hot dog before I’d trust a vaccine coming from China.

[Megan Keysor @keysormm6]

Oh

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

This is where we are now.

[Sharon Hodde Miller @SHoddeMiller]

Reminded today that as often as we look at the pandemic and these restrictions and bemoan, “This isn’t normal!” historically speaking, it is. We had simply grown accustomed to a rare, prolonged window of comfort and prosperity.

The good news? Jesus disciples us for this.

[Megan Keysor @keysormm6]

@nesserbrito I got a plant last week and it’s not dead yet!! :)

[elise @elisegates96]

Wonder how all those gym lads are holding up now they’ve had no personality for 8 weeks

[Ralph Nelson Willett @NorthernOvation]

Today I saw a sheep scratching itself. I think it had fleece.