Keyser Soze

Gorgeous geek passionate about ganja, mules and handmaids

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

@Janefonda is like a cancer that keeps coming back

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

The biggest threat to national security is the fact that we have too many stupid people in the country

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

I hope the olympians "mixed feelings" are going to be really painful if they don't pick up pace and win some medals. They are a disgustful bunch of entitled brats. DEI olympic team maybe?

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

@billmaher whatever happens you still fall on the LEFT side. You criticize the crazies but then talk about autocracy. Take a trip to Europe and check how they feel about the "free for all" policies. Abiding the law is not authoritarian. Win elections, change laws, celebrate

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

Once again the fake media is making "predictions". This is their new way of saying sh** about the administration without the risk of being accused of lying. Who is going to keep track of their BS and hold them accountable?

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

Boo hoo, Trump renamed the department of defense to the department of war, that is horrible. Maybe take another example from Europe and call it the department of chocolates and long stem roses. Because they are "good persons" (Newspeak)

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

@billmaher I watched your show tonight, you are a disaster. You are doing exactly what you said you would not do, namely "obsess over Trump" and are constantly chasing bad news. And if you can't find them, you start making bad predictions. Your show sucks and I'm done. Goodbye!!

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

@HallieJackson and @NBCNews really desperately need some bad news so they spin the number of upcoming horror movies into an indicator of recession. Maybe that's how @SpeakerPelosi got so rich on stock trades, they clearly know better than the rest of us

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

My favorite "star" @taylorswift13 is releasing a "new" album (quotes around new because the last 10 were all re-releases). The morning shows harassment showing her and her cringy BF has begun. If it's good let it perform on its own, stop shuffling it down our throats

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

Watching @VladDuthiersCBS and Neil deGrasse @neiltyson in the morning studio puff themselves up over “colonizing the Moon” is like watching two kids play with LEGO and call it urban planning. Newsflash: building a base isn’t colonization—there is no one there = "Terra nullius"

[Suneel Dhand MD @DrSuneelDhand]

Can somebody please explain to me how we went from the good physicians who would come to your house with their little doctor bag, know you, the family and the whole community — and only very rarely prescribe medications when necessary.

…to doctors today who are now more like robots— barely know your name— and just click buttons to re-prescribe pills every 3 months.

What a downfall of a once respected profession

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

If Rep. Delia Ramirez @repdeliaramirez says she's Guatemalan first while standing in Mexico, it's time she represents Guatemala instead. She’s in Congress thanks to the country her parents entered illegally—and she still can’t say “America first”? Loyalty isn’t optional. Resign.

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

I you don't like the US and are not loyal to this country, do yourself a favor and leave. There is no point in self flagellation.

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

The media says a tsunami might hit someday, somewhere, somehow—so naturally, we should all sell our homes, move to Kansas, and never go near a puddle again. Safety first, logic optional. 🌊📺 Thanks for not locking us down...

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

The Kiss Cam just gave us a real-time demo of conscious uncoupling—a term @ChrisOfColdplay & @GwynethPaltrow gifted the world, and apparently now it's gone viral at events. Nothing says "we're evolving" like awkwardly dodging public affection in HD. #KissCam #UncoupledInPublic

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

@GavinNewsom can't even say if letting an 8-year-old medically transition is too young — he dances around the question like it's radioactive, waving his hands like that's going to distract anyone from the cowardice. Take a stand, don't perform like a spineless PR puppet

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

A few years ago, mainstream media lied about what happened. Now they’ve evolved—they lie about what might happen. Endlessly pounding us with predictions, scenarios, and “could lead to” warnings. Journalism died, replaced by clairvoyance. 👁️📉 #MediaMadness #PropagandaShift

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

Continuation @billmaher: you shat on boys for years for preferring to watch porn instead of "learning how to talk to women". Have you tried talking to these women to see how toxic they are. @billmaher you are not funny anymore. Time to retire

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

So @billmaher thinks listing a bunch of male "accomplishments" proves something profound about "the pendulum" having gone too far "in this country"? You have no idea how stupid other societies are on that front. Europe is a woke sewer

[Keyser Soze @keysoze]

Great, now hockey fans get force-fed @taylorswift13 and her cringey boyfriend every five minutes. Hey @NHL , maybe stick to hockey instead of turning the Stanley Cup Final into TMZ on ice?