Keytium

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He/Him. Australian.

The seal is from Shutterstock. I added the hat.

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@ozzymandrake I love this so much.

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@DiscordianKitty Looks like this tweet netted you 5 in only a couple of minutes.

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@RockLeeSmile Ah damn, I'm so sorry.

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@RockLeeSmile My mind boggles how anyone could step into the shoes of Harry du Bois and not be compelled to just apologize constantly.

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@DailyHimeko_M Drakloak/Dragapult. One: they're little aircarriers like the Hyperion. Two: they adopt baby pokemon (normally dreepy) and carry them around on their head until they evolve. Its such a Himeko pokemon.

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@OzzyMandrake That's very reasonable. It was just a touch heartbreaking to watch it disappear before my eyes like that. :D

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@StarRailVerse1 Come on, Yangqing did good this patch. Surely, we can hold off bullying him for a little while.

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@GruntyThrst Ad targeting can only do so much when the pool of non-terrible advertisers that want to pay twitter shrinks by the day.

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@terminallyOL I want to support Outer Wilds, but given how many attempts it took me to get Hotshot the 'manually land on the sun station' achievement... Well, I can't in good conscience say the Hatchling is a skilled pilot. Not in my hands at least.

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This Quiz is art. I cried.

I got the result 'Purple' on quiz 'WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?'. What will you get? https://t.co/0aYOfPT6s0 via @uquiz

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@pierogiface So, don't leave us hanging. What's the review?

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@ginhijfav Everyone saying he'll be cold don't understand: A thigh forged in ice never faulters.

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@CharredCrow 'Fake it till you make it' taken to its logical conclusion means developing self-esteem as a bit.

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@hubertsonlyfans Damn, the crest of Ernest is looking even more 'lost to history' than usual today.

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@irrationaIskept @ctrlcreep Thankfully you can call anything ontology. Discussing cheese? A discussion of existence—ontology. Discussing mereology or part-whole relations? A mere part of ontology.

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@KaBar4100 @MarybuNni Poor guy was raised in prison. It's his native garb.

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@terminallyOL Why would you do this to me? What drove you to this cruelty?

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@FalKoopa_ SMSs cost money, and twitter is solidly moved into the cost-cut-yourself-into-the-grave stage of business.

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@rprfloortank @CelesteElran whvpr vafgnagyl. Crbcyr jrera'g nyy orvat tvira obqvrf, gb ba fnir raretl. Vs rirelbar jrag vagb obqvyrff zbqr jub xabjf ubj ybat jr'q unir unq gvzr gb ybbx vagb gur ceboyrz. 2/2

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@rprfloortank @CelesteElran Jr qba'g rira gel gb svaq n fbyhgvba gung pbhyq fnir gurz gubhtu. Gubfr crbcyr jrer pvivyvnaf jub unq abguvat gb qb jvgu gur npgvbaf gurve Zbanepuf jrer gnxvat. Abg gb zragvba gurer ner raretl zvavzvmngvba flfgrzf va cynpr gung fubj gurl jrera'g tbvat gb eha bhg bs 1/2