tony

you dont know me 😩😩

[tony @keytlonz]

@bbqmilkk activentwitteracocunt

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how to euthanize a man please brendan just said hello miss breakage when he was my hair

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did 2 quizzes

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moving is horrifying!!!!!!!! SO MUCH STUFF!!! SO LITTLE TOME!!!

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my day tomorrow?? laundry!! all of the clothes i own need to be washed. oil change!! call court 4 jury duty!! gender final!! short story premise! 10 assignments! make bank appointment! search for a check! order a birth certificate! PACK BLANKETS! VACUUM CAR. WASH MATS! and more !

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hi america. tonight is A DUMPSTER!!!! CANT SLEEP!!!! HOW?!?! pen dry as a bone. no melatonin. I NEED TO SLEEP. BUT NO. god hates me. my to do list tmrw?? intense. scary. terrifying. please pray 🙏

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im over taking pregnancy tests. they are expensive and boring! instead i will now be paying tik tok psychics $5 each month to tell me on live.

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ugh crisis adter crisis. do i do public health? but good cuance i get stuck a terrible desk job that pays no money. engineering? fun but get the vibe i would shoot mtslef before 30!! hair? kathy said she would incest in a salon but doesnt seem impactful. money ok. could help

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@bbqmilkk hey milk! as ceo of super soft i thank you for your extended appreciation, time, and care you put into this empire. keep jerkin!! ur officially our top earning squirter!! congrats! +5,000 thrust bonus cummin ur way! baddie!

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everyone remember!! sign up for the weekly circle jerk! employee bonding matters! dont forget the super soft™️ rope @bbqmilkk

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i woke up at 3am bc i ripped my stud out in my sleep and my nose was bleeding literally everywhere 😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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god does not want me to have a nose piercing

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this weekend is cursed. frustrating. too much frustration!!!!!!!!!

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today has besn so frustrating i feel like i am insane

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love trinkets so much new trinket dish YAY

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what is shesty eating

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hi brendan!!! twotter!!

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crazy ass preview

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fuck u fuck u fuck u avalanche!

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i am a spine breaker sorry