Keyz :)

Mixologist 🍹 Owner of Cocktails With a Twist.

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

So over the weekend I let my son’s cousin spend the night so I hear one of them say let’s spill our parents darkest secrets. I’m like awe Lawd. Of course my son speaks up 1st with his chest and was like my mom uses the bathroom with the light off 😂😂😂. I’m like WTH 🤦🏽‍♀️ 😂

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Feeling lonely when you are not alone isn’t great feeling 😬

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Learning I can only control my own narrative and maybe not everyone is supposed to be in your story at the end.

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

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[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

@Wendys can you add grill cheese to the menu to pair with your amazing chili?

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Baby I might should have just made a new twitter because I don’t know what I was posting years ago 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

It can’t only be 6:43. These kids are driving me insane 😬

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Usually when you ask for something sweet you would think you would come home to rose, card, or something 🤷🏽‍♀️ Wishful thinking lol.

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

I can’t believe my gynecologist just gets promoted and leaves me hanging. Now I feel like I’m entering a new relationship with someone idk 😂😂😂😂

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

I had to stop feeding people who always wanted to take they plate to go!

[Mario @mtehuitz]

Me: there’s nothing else to do about the government shutdown

Me after 4 glasses of wine:

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Only in a country still haunted by white supremacy and hounded by racism would a sitting president feel comfortable degrading Africa and Haiti, while praising Norway. There’s an ugly history that preceded Trump’s comments today. Don’t pretend as though America hasn’t been racist.

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

These females really out here holding pregnant bellies they already had lol. Like I mean you could have been taking those pictures lol.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Trump's guide to diversity

Africa: Array of shithole countries
Haitians: Have AIDS
Nigerians: Live in huts
Puerto Ricans: Lazy
Black Americans: Ingrates
Mexicans: Criminals and rapists
Muslims: Evil terrorists
Women: Treat them like shit

White supremacists: VERY FINE PEOPLE

[John Legend @johnlegend]

The president is a racist. He has been for his entire public life. If you vote(d) for him, you do so because of that or despite that. We need a multi-racial anti-racist coalition to defeat him and try to heal our nation.

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Amazes me how when I post a baby daddy meme that's when mine will call to try to be a daddy 😂😂

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

All I want to do is to be able to breathe out of my nose 😞

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Having a nice time. Can't wait to see my babies😍

[Keyz :) @keyz_69]

Have you ever been so irked you just go to bed?

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

you know what's actually pretty disrespectful to the american flag?

the confederate flag