Keziah 💎

Your single friend from the East Coast who likes to complain. Happiest with a mimosa.

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

I enjoy Ayo as a person but man Sydney is so gd annoying @TheBearFX

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

@dietniggga birds of a feather as they say

[` @schiz04renic]

y’all beg for soft women but keep giving them reasons to become cold and guarded

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Please avoid all salads, including word.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not fighting my demons we’re just kind of hanging out

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

Yoooo lmao

[joao jimin @ahnaojoaopaulo]

e la vem haaland pra cima da defesa do brasil

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

What did I just read

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire spotted kissing at Michael Rubin’s All-White party

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

One of my past fave hookups has a gf now 💔

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

@somethings_awry male vs. female gaze

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

Dying at all the Congrats texts I got last night as if I was part of the damn team 😭

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

Unfortunately this happens all the time

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

Dudes who unmatch/block you are so emotional lol. You’re mad because I said your AI picture was stupid? Ok princess 💅🏻

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

What’s the point of having all of these pages in my passport when they don’t even stamp the damn thing anymore

[Keziah 💎 @keziaharnold]

How do I explain to my family at the holidays this year that I still don’t have a husband because I decided to have a raging hoe phase in my 30s instead

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I think a lot of us millennials are mourning the life we thought we’d have. Adulthood hit, and instead of thriving, it’s been nonstop doom ever since.