kels

childish w/ an old soul

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

A little “we can leave on Friday and come back Sunday afternoon “ would fix me right now.😭

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

The Houston Gamblers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

[AB @AB84]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Brian Onorio @brianonorio]

Still don’t understand why we don’t do this.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

all of us rn 🥹

[OVO Sound @OVOSound]

10 Years of VIEWS
April 29, 2016
@Drake

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Another unrecognized $5.99 to Apple

[kels @kezlur]

Delivery grocery shoppers will find & buy you bananas in a shade of green you never thought possible

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝙻𝙻𝙲. @mynameisFACE]

IYKYK

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

It’s pretty wild we captured Venezuela’s president a month ago and are just playing them in a recreational baseball game rn

[Moneymaker Mike @859gooner]

Courtside tonight

[40000 @accidentalgap]

Note in my phone titled People who have it coming

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

in another timeline he would’ve been a standup comedian instead of a politician

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

It’s War in the Middle East: All Stars omfg