Kerri'Douglas!

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on

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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.

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You can’t always control who walks into your life… but you can control which window you throw them out of.

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I’m going to stand outside. So If anyone asks, I am outstanding.

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Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem

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Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

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Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind

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This article is a fantastic resource. I'll definitely be sharing it with others. Your knowledge is a gift I treasure. Thanks, bro.

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My phone better come soon #contract #collettes bank #topsister

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Chit chat with mum and collette #lovethemloads #bigsmiles

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@laurakelmanx wait i think it might be shut at the start of the month,i think i dont know for definite xx

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@laurakelmanx erm not sure

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i just want long wavy hair, why is it so hard to get?

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Sitting with becca love her

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Sitting in study with suds..love him.

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@kirst_mackinnon ano boy:))) hehe xxxxxxxx