Eddie Lawrence

Smiling on the inside.
I'm an American standing with Israel. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱

[Rod Taylor 🇨🇦 @raetay1yahoo]

Of course not! Tis' Jesus' Church

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

Wins best quote of the day.

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Israel: I'd kill a thousand Arabs to save a single Israeli.
Gaza: I'd kill a thousand Arabs to kill a single Israeli.

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@Saved5872 @Curi_Christian Thanks

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@Saved5872 @Curi_Christian Got a link?

That would take some "splaining" to clarify his way out of what I saw.

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@Curi_Christian Little knowledge is needed to believe, yet even new believers know not to blame God for the devil's works.

Where does this leave the educated? Given the current climate, blasphemy seems to require instruction, not ignorance.

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@PetrovichDoug Have you seen this article about a possible early Moses inscription at Serabit el-Khadim?

https://t.co/Pcxg4tVzWf

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

LOL

[Lucian Bright @wisdomofhasatan]

@Not_the_Bee My useful idiots discovered KY isn't Portland! How dumb to think tantrums work everywhere. What adorable stupidity!
They forgot their master is the father of lies who abandons his pawns. I care nothing for their bruises! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

L.B.,
Lord of Lies

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@InspiringPhilos Seems an appropriate reply from the devil.

https://t.co/D5jNJ13Mm3

[Lucian Bright @wisdomofhasatan]

@InspiringPhilos Oh yes, let them swear like sailors & call it authentic. Nothing confuses the sheep like shepherds who talk like dock workers. Who cares what the NT says? It’s edgy, it’s real, it’s damnation in denim. Keep that filthy witness loud and proud!

L.B.,
Speech Coach

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

When a fly falls into a cup of coffee:

The Italian: Throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German: Carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman: Takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly since it was extra and came with no charge.

The Israeli: Sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian: Blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@jchasedavis LOL

https://t.co/ozqvUBBw1W

[Lucian Bright @wisdomofhasatan]

@jchasedavis Discovered this pastor's paywall! ♥️Monetizing pastoral wisdom while conveniently ignoring Mt 10:8. The Enemy foolishly gave it away for free - but you're smarter! Nothing says shepherd's heart like a subscription model. Brilliantly mercenary! 💰

For profit and perdition,
L.B.

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@jchasedavis I would have liked to read this article, but the full version is behind a paywall. Why?

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

lol 😆

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

.@ApolloAutomatio I've purchased several of your MSR-2 mmWave sensors over the past couple of weeks. They are great!

Also, thanks for the super-fast shipping. Came through the door so fast I had to duck! :-)

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@geerlingguy I'd love to see you review this mmWave presence sensor. I've bought three of them in the last couple of weeks for use with Home Assistant and they are great!

btw, Love your YouTube videos.

https://t.co/mJGiRo5Kg5

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🎯👇

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@joeroganhq @AbneyGlenn how can we find out what they are buying? 🤑

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@PhilHollowayEsq This is a joke, right?

[Eddie Lawrence @kf4zmt]

@elonmusk This question is confusing. If "An hour earlier" means locking to standard time, that gets my vote.