Kevin Farwell

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report for tomorrow vs. DAL:

Jayson Tatum - Right Achilles Repair - QUESTIONABLE

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

only 6 more sleeps til chicken al pastor

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

i am excited for every meal tomorrow

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

Chat am I cooked

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

praying this melatonin puts me to sleep and pays my bar tabs from this weekend

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

if DoorDash starts adding commercials with a “send to my address” pop-up it’s so over

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

on my deathbed i’m buying the gravesite directly next to @kingpaimon

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

Red Sox management to the people of Boston:

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

that report did more damage to Celtics fans than anyone else, never seen this kind of porzingus disrespect before

[☘️ @ItsCelticsBall]

Kristaps Porzingis, enjoy the last year bud.

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

51 point thunder win and Shai stinker but this is what I see today

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

it’s not the fact that tatum “can” shoot 7/21 and his team still cruises to a win in the playoffs. It’s the fact that it happens very frequently.

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

If I made this much per shot I’d have his yearly earnings in one day

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

A good year to be Rory McIlroy. 💰

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

there are probably kids out there who have never even opened dictionaries or thesauri

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

how do I make my 18Birdies scores private

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

need a stat for how many lakers’ drives ended in one of them complaining to the refs

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

all my innie will know is the inside of this honda civic and standstill traffic, best of luck pal I’ll take over when we arrive

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

severance is the best television I have ever seen

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

have never actually met someone who has a “student driver” sticker, are they real or is it a simulation car

[Kevin Farwell @kfarwell80]

your outie drank 14 lite beers and ate half a pizza on Sunday