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you are not me

[Trey @treydayway]

I must be old because every headline about famous people under 30 is like, "Tylenol Wickerspoon and Chimera Schadenfreude just broke up."

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It annoys me that Google knows where I live, my Wi-Fi password, my browser history, all my interests, but it’s been asking me for 20 years if I’m a robot.

[maybe @kfeenix]

@ChannelInteres bizzare

[Interesting Channel @ChannelInteres]

🤔

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2026: $719 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2026: $255 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2026: $212 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2026: $7.25

Obscene. We must raise the minimum wage to a living wage.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

[maybe @kfeenix]

im the smart bastard or you love me

[maybe @kfeenix]

Activate your card

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Hi

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@xoAeriel that

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

DONIE OSULLIVAN IS IN THE CAPITOL BUILDING DOING JANUARY6 (IN GTA) GET IN NOW!!! https://t.co/OTlQITPBfj

[maybe @kfeenix]

@Vorloe l'chaim, l'chaim to live!

[maybe @kfeenix]

@hasanthehun to you, I say it is the fg

[maybe @kfeenix]

@triciaisabirdy now eat it!=

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good day to you

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K

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Fade

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Twitter is a monumental waste of time. I love it.