DIGITAL RECOVERY ASSETS

Pudgy Penguin #8111 + #1113 + #5511

[DIGITAL RECOVERY ASSETS @kfeng027]

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

[DIGITAL RECOVERY ASSETS @kfeng027]

Recovery coin Movement is dedicated to making a real difference in the world through the power of blockchain technology.

Always be better than your past self and you will do great things in the future.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Being a dad is peak masculinity.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“I’m tired of living through historical events,” he said from his air-conditioned home with high-speed internet and next-day delivery via Amazon Prime.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Democrats = Increase the deficit!

Republicans = Increase the deficit!

Americans = Stop increasing the deficit!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

BREAKING: U.S. payrolls increased more than expected as Soham Parekh was hired 147,000 times

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Me: This is a hard escape room.

Wife: You’re at home.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I just interviewed this guy from India named Soham Parekh. Honestly, it was one of the most impressive resumes I’ve seen in a long time. His multitasking skills are next level. I’m going to give him an offer today.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Gold is physical bitcoin.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

How the hell did ancient Egyptians build the Pyramids without Microsoft Teams?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember when our parents got mad and said, “I’ll give you something to cry about!”

We thought they were going to hit us, but they made housing unaffordable instead.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I no longer hate Mondays! I’ve matured. Instead, I hate the whole workweek.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The people who say kids shouldn’t play video games are the same people who always lost playing video games as a kid.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Active Investing = “After buying and selling more than 100 different stocks, I have returned 5% this year.”

Passive Investing = “After buying the S&P 500, I have returned 5% this year.”

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If I was elected mayor of New York City, I would make everyone a billionaire. That should teach those socialists a lesson.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It costs $0 to be kind to someone.

This is financial advice.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we we’re born and only stops when you’re trading crypto.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

A recession, but it identifies as a bull market.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I wish I had enough money to find out it doesn’t make me happy.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If the threat of WW3 takes the market to all-time highs, I can only imagine what the threat of WW4 will do.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Bank: Are there any other assets we can consider to get you approved for a mortgage?

Customer: Well, we do own some Fartcoin.

Bank: Why didn't you say so. You're approved!