It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.
pro tip for all my sorority alums out there: if you’re having trouble talking to a guy at a bar just pretend he’s a PNM & recruit him. it’s all the same concepts except you’re getting him to fall for you, not delta gamma
I hate when I wake up & hit snooze on my alarm & start checking my phone and 9 minutes later the alarm goes off again right in my face oh my god it gets me good every time
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