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[Valiant @godHatesValiant]

i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking

[🗼🇪🇬🇲🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @UsmanIfc]

The Albanian lady at JPMorgan

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

i get drunk & start grieving everybody, like damn this one for u Eddie Guerrero

[Cliffy✨ @CliffRacer_]

you guys are really missing out not having your twitter set to UK english

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

I saw the original rug selling post and thought teaching his kid to be entrepreneurial was a good thing. Then I saw the $300 surcharge for a $1500 loan and consulting fees and then I saw that the dude is fairly wealthy and his son ends up with a busted ass rusted out 4Runner. Diabolical.

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

how im coming all year

[XENI @viperelitex]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff:

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Most oppressed people:
1. Incels
2. Ageplayers
3. Men in unhappy relationships with Filipina women
4. Albertans
5. Wasian men who look more Asian than white
6. White Somalians
7. GOC (groypers of colour)
8. Girls in their twenties who pee themselves

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

This the type of BS I’m talking about 😭

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

#HeBoughtTheBattlepass

[⚔️ @eurydicejones]

#lies whenever i quit the smell of za still caresses my nose like a freshly baked pie left out to cool on a windowsill