Kelsey

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Not even Eminem could save me from the worst workout of my life. Maybe I shouldn’t have been chugging jack Daniels all weekend. When in Nashville tho🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Can you overdose on cough drops? Probably.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Got some extreme couponers in front of me. Yeeeesh

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

When I get sick of the music that plays at work, I think of all the poor souls that have had to listen to “a wonderful Christmas time” on repeat for over a month now at their jobs...and I feel a little better.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Is there anything more painful than hearing your dog cry in his dreams? No, I don’t believe so.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Does anyone actually read recipe blog posts or do they angrily scroll down to the bottom to get the recipe they were there for in the first place. Why are they always at the end???

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

I worked late so my husband cooked chicken fingers for dinner...I felt I needed some sort of vegetable but all I have is olives...so I guess that’ll have to do.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

My check engine light came on. Turns out my gas tank was completely open. That’s what I get for going to the full serve pump 🙄

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

And I just dropped my favorite pen in the garbage and it fell all the way down.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Started this morning by dropping my electric toothbrush causing toothpaste havoc all over the bathroom and my clothes...then I leave my house in a snowstorm and back into the garbage cans which were in the middle of the driveway for some reason

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Awkward conversations make me drink faster than I already do (if that’s even possible) so I should realistically stay home and bake pies. Don’t know if I will. But I should.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Spent 7 hours organizing all of my closets (like 6 of them) and now all I want to do is sit and stare at my accomplishments.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Couple things I learned today: 1-when you don’t shoot a basketball for 5 years, it shows...2- My ankles still aren’t meant for a basketball court...and 3- I feel old

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

I wonder what it’s like to see a package on your front porch and remembering what it is before you open it.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

Just drove by a house fully decked out in Christmas decorations. Yikes. Not yet.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

I got the scariest Santa stamps at the post office today 😂

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

I was so excited for my first @panerabread sandwich in months...to find out they didn’t give me a pickle 😩 you pay 12 dollars for a sandwich you expect a pickle.

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

My commute was such an emotional rollercoaster. Am I going to be 2 min early or 40 mins late 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kelsey @kfletch515]

My 100 pound dog got so excited after he pooped in the woods today he accidentally ran into me and took both legs out from under me and I landed flat on my back. So it can only get better from here.