weiner

[weiner @kflores7]

Nothing worse than being put on hold for an hour and five minutes and then being hung up on. @progressive

@Allstate @GEICO @StateFarm do you make customers wait over an hour on hold and then hang up??

[weiner @kflores7]

Happy Birthday to me, my monthly @progressive premium went from $129.28 to $462.07 😂
What in the actual hell?
That’s a no for me, dawg.

@GEICO @Allstate @StateFarm, you’re up

[weiner @kflores7]

If I could sing it would be the most awkward performance anyone could ever attend

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

What about yall?!!! @JessiePitts724 is amazing!!!!!!!!

[weiner @kflores7]

I really don't know how coffee isn't considered a drug.

[weiner @kflores7]

I grew up with the mentality that you don't turn the heater on until your body parts start falling off

[J @J_Elayne]

Hate when I lose my remote in my sheets 😭😭😭

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

Thank you veterans of our military... Thank you.

[weiner @kflores7]

Sproles is like the little train who could. Final-fucking-ly

[weiner @kflores7]

I'm in need of a Gatorade IV and fast

[weiner @kflores7]

“@spodermenpls: waitur: ken i taek ur order??
gerl: omg ur so fukin kreepy” @KirstMirst

[weiner @kflores7]

I remember my first beer.

[weiner @kflores7]

@tchaloop fuck you

[weiner @kflores7]

Just ordered my new Tswift cd. I should probably be embarrassed but I can't wait.

[weiner @kflores7]

Some guy posted on houston sell/ trade site "two free dogs, they ugly but need help" lmao well at least he's being honest

[Lord @edlord_31]

I get enjoyment out of saying hi and waving to random ppl👌🙊

[weiner @kflores7]

@stegasourgus takes pictures with his dead deer like it's not dead. Time for our close up buddy

[weiner @kflores7]

“@spodermenpls: fun fakt:

u r 80% water n 100% an fagit”

@KirstMirst for putting me on your collage

[weiner @kflores7]

Buying the small "cutie" oranges is like buying small canned beers....fucking pointless. #torture