BoredumEnvy

Lush enthusiast by day, comedy binge watcher by night.. Nature loving artistic son of a gun

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I dress like I'm on a #DisneyChannel comedy.. If only it was funny..

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Everyday, I am extremely grateful to be #lactosetolerant

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#imgoingtodrinktheranch..

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Orders a meal at McDonald's, & they're out of soda.. Change to nuggets with ranch. #theyprobablythinkimgonnadrinktheranch ..

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Is it too late to ask #michelleobama to be #ournextpresident?

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My favorite misconception about straight women is that they don't wear flannel..

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Kids walking into the mall are discussing how "funny" it would be at the mall during the start of a zombie apocalypse.. #myworstnightmare

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When your mom just assumes you've read #divergent and tells you how it ends before you can object. #spoilers #seriesruined #stillgonnareadit

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When you're at the bank and your teller is just gonna have to deal with your current #sbds

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When you realize you need to #shave your #legs but it's far too late, you're out.#whateveritskindofblondanyway..

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"No one ever told me if you fish, you get to buy an outfit. I'll do just about anything if I can buy an outfit. " -wise words from Lorelei G

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In #Arizona, it's a serial killer. In #Chicago, it's gang violence.

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Long hair is making life so much more difficult.. #myhairisstuckinmybra #mybraisstuckovermyshoulders #someonehalp

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Past, present, and future walk in to a bar.. It was tense..

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Too bad #Miley isn't old enough to run for president.. Better choice than either candidate, in my opinion..

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It's not a #fourthofjuly celebration unless the cops are called on your #party because of #fireworks.

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When your hungover little feet are #comfyaf

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When you help a girl zip up her romper at the #modestmouse concert.. and then wash your hands.. #iswearididnttouchmuchinthebathroom...

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Finally the day has come. You can now watch all your favorite #SNL sketches, & they're all in one place. Finally an #SNLapp.. FINALLY.

[BoredumEnvy @kfranniful]

When your guy friends express they would never take their wifes' name because it's just not how things are done. Why not? #WhyWeNeedFeminism