I finally go and get my hair whacked on by someone who knows what their doing and when I sit in the chair and they start really looking I hear "Wow thats a lot of hair." Everytime. I guess it never looks as long or as thick as it really is.
*My friend digging in her purse* "I have too much shit in here." Pulls out 7" scissors, 2/3 burned candle, 6ft charging cord and keeps digging for the wallet.
Old man of the office at 6:15am: "You people (me) come here way to early."
Me: "What do you mean? You're here before me!"
Old man: "I just want some peace and quiet."
Me:"I promise to be quiet in my corner. You'll forget I'm here."
Mind you- Im on the other side of the office π€
Me: *wanders into office at 7:30ish*
Coworker: "I was wondering when you'd show up! I was worried you weren't coming!"
Office hours are 8-5 but the old man makes me feel late. Guess he got used to me wandering in anytime between 6-7.
All the guys in the office are just snickering at me cause I'm pulling on a hoodie in August. Its cold! At least I'm not the one with the heater going year round.