🥷🏿

saltwater’s no drink

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

worth every second

🇹🇿♥️

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

some of the most evil people i know are from Weil. fly high 🕊️♥️

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

ivy wolk being 22 is killing me

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk.

In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers.

“As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.”

Read the full essay: https://t.co/Y5fBwtDtTA

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

sorry Lea and i’ve loved u for a long time

[best of léa seydoux @badpostseydoux]

Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

possibly the worst genre of human are those people that pride themselves on negatively reviewing food. just slow down

[🥎 @osnsgibson]

Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a mfn realtor 😩😩

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

@OSAMACHINLADEN at some point something has to give 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

she was waking up at 4am to scam. wow

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

Elizabeth Holmes' handwritten notes to herself from her Theranos days. These notes exude authenticity and warmth. This is not a person who treats herself as an instrument to be optimally calibrated for power, status, and influence: https://t.co/eOSPrRcUgl

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

sorry got no change brother

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

i know AI people don’t want to believe it, but writing content. the AI shit is awful man 😭😭😭 you can smell it a mile away

[Matt @matthias_mrc]

NAME ONE CAREER

that AI genuinely
cannot touch.

I struggle to find one.

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

Jamie Oliver's wife Jools

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Jamie Oliver's wife Jools reveals she's been diagnosed with autism and ADHD as she opens up about her decision to 'come out' after it 'ruined 45 years of her life' https://t.co/EbvRMkOubm

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

like this is genuinely what i’m dealing with

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

just sent someone a template on excel to calculate interest.

he sent me back a different doc. i said what it is.

he said i didnt understand your doc because the due dates on this matter are different.

i said yh its a template.

he said how though, the numbers are different.

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

me when i forget to ask for oat milk

[Acyn @Acyn]

Nicki Minaj walks from Air Force One, after arriving with Trump in Michigan

REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

closing time. if i don’t tweet ever again i have k*lled myself

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

closed. and I am alive. ♥️

[૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა 🀄🦋🔆 @ourmartyredlady]

🔒♻️

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

hilarious that people bang on about israel being a democracy but you can’t criticise what they vote for

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu.

52% chance.

🔗 https://t.co/a01aGtedUZ

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

beautiful

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

Abandoned pints earlier in soho