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[𝖔’𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖞_𝖆𝖕 🇺🇸🩵⚡️ @unrelatxd]

I’m fully convinced you can’t come up with this and that this is just an original experience

[Gio @speedbirdph]

There is no reason for Adidas and Germany to part ways. That is your home country bro

[Public Servant @Trelns]

The Radio be like plz Chicago put Da guns
Down 🙏🏿 OK up next is Gherbo Kill Shit

[papi @royalsodapapi]

Quand il a dit qu’il ne pouvait pas, elle a commencé à dire qu’elle n’était plus sûr de la relation.

[Naveen Kopparam @naveenkopparam]

There used to be a phone brand called HTC and they used to make really good android phones.

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

Leon really saved his crackhead prostitute girlfriend over giving Franklin some money

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

See this new tactics 😭🤣

[wale @olawale2_]

Brighton and Brentford gonna sell a player to you then beat you with the Replacement 🤣

[E @Ellis_]

If you watch Declan Rice play football for a full 90 minutes & then come to the conclusion that he’s one of the best midfielders in the world / a Ballon D’or level player then this sport is not for you.

[۟ @cunhaz10]

getting my laughter in before united loses to a fullham super team tomorrow

[Sevyn 🇯🇲 @chyycarter]

The football that Arteta has lined up after the international break will be a kind of terrorism the CIA ain’t discovered yet.

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Chris Hughton done well at Brighton, they replaced him with Potter.

Potter done even better, they replaced him with De Zerbi.

De Zerbi done even better, they replace him with Hurzeler.

Hurzeler is now doing better than all before him.

The club is ran amazingly. That’s the secret

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[Levi Ackermann @Emanxamilius_]

United need to listen to their scouts and not the data team

They identified Suzuki years ago

[🎈 @CFC_Decatio]

The fact that a big 6 team gonna snatch hurzeler and he’s gonna become a bozo and Brighton will get an unknown manager who will become lobos is top 3 unlimited loops itw lmaoooo.

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Never seen a manager like David Moyes. You only get the best out of him if you place him in poverty and adversity. Give him money to spend to improve the team and it’s downhill from there

[Hot Boy Jerm 🥵 @_imcountry]

Just met a guy today and his job is to literally go into 5 star hotels, rate his experience, and tell them how they can do better. He’s 26 and travels all over the world doing this. Jealous!

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭