kaitlin gabbeitt

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i give off a very “not doing well” vibe that discomforts the people around me

[tonequie @_Niqueee2]

Idc how broke I am I always got money for food and a abortion

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

could be us

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is my dude of the week

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

it's criminal how much regret you feel after eating McDonald's

[Julian Lucas @jcljules]

Happy birthday to Ishmael Reed who once published a book with only negative blurbs

[Ema Sasic @ema_sasic]

My heart breaks for the documentarians, editors, makeup artists, hairstylists, composers, production designers, animators, sound editors and overall filmmakers who won’t get the same chance to enjoy their moment like other Oscar winners. Please change this and #PresentAll23

[kaitlin gabbeitt @kgabbeittt]

@katieattolino lgtb

[WW? @whereswongo]

Strictly bread on my mind in 2022

[A Worried Citizen @ThePubliusUSA]

Never forget "Fox News" defends itself in defamation lawsuits on the basis that it is an entertainment - not a news - organization.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

whoever invented this iphone feature needs her dick sucked 😍

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college.

The only thing that matters is that you have an adorable dog.

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is what hard work looks like. no days off. 6 years straight

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

"I mistook my taser for my gun" is really a striking endorsement of not giving patrol officers guns in the first place. I mean, if your pharmacist couldn't tell an aspirin from fentanyl, it's not just something you accept as a occupational hazard.

[Laurel Rosenhall @LaurelRosenhall]

Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week.

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound