Kg

Thank god every day no complaining

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I still sometimes get death threats from this tweet

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Niggas don’t talk about how chasing your dreams make you anti social as hell.

[H2.0 @H_L202]

40 year old grandad calling himself “Flex”

[Fynn🇬🇧🏗️ @fynnvestor]

Left the house at 6.50am. Just got home at 7.20pm

Love working 12+ hour days away from my kids to pay tax for people sat on their sofa claiming benefits

Don’t you just love the UK…

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

This might be the funniest tweet and video combination ever

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Yep. That’s never being topped. Perfection.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK is run by the type of people who wouldn't give you your ball back when it accidently went in their garden when you was a kid.

[As @losttomanyyy]

Mfs drive a 06 bmw and say they got a foreign it’s been 20 years that’s a citizen

[richard @Dickwith2dogs]

" can I bring my mate back to the party he's sound? " The mate..

[John @JohnStokes0uk]

NO ATTACKERS? RDZ SAID HE WANTED 3
⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳

[Ben🇪🇬 @_Ben11i]

Dumb vid

[blddymary @prettigum]

i don’t tip male waiters go pour sum concrete luh nigga

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

One day you're young, wild and free the next next day you're buzzing that you just saved £3.68 with your Tesco clubcard.

[Muiry @MuiryyCeltic]

Good to be back.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

her : “you better not be wearing a flat cap and slow diving to teardrop by Massive Attack in the kitchen when I get home”.

me :

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Why does every day in the UK costs £60 minimum. I'm fucking fed up of it.

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Your Bird rolled back onto the pitch to halt play while she received treatment

[conor @conor_brn]

Fella coming out of the shop at 7:30am with a milkshake, iced coffee and Red Bull. Which way to the Poo Olympics brother