kylie

i’m only extremely dumb

[kylie @kgoldy_]

@heresboyelroy ain’t that the truth

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” has got to be the least relatable simile of all time

[kylie @kgoldy_]

i would like a week to simply not exist but then i’ll come back ready to roll ya know

[kylie @kgoldy_]

having a wedding sounds fun but idk i get anxious everyone would look at me

[kylie @kgoldy_]

the last class i have to take in the summer to graduate is MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 8 AM FOR 6 WEEKS IN PERSON

[kylie @kgoldy_]

y’all are pushin 🅿️ i’m just pushin through 😔

[zori @shelovesmcha]

i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and lay down

[kylie @kgoldy_]

can someone please punch me in the face thank you

[kylie @kgoldy_]

my biggest turn on: getting called one of the boys

[kylie @kgoldy_]

me: this guy i met and was with yesterday told me he loves me already and i said it back is that toxic?
my therapist: 👁👄👁

[kylie @kgoldy_]

drunk tweet: i miss u prosciutto ):

[kylie @kgoldy_]

twitter gets this one because insta got the other

[kylie @kgoldy_]

the most adventurous thing i’ve ever done was exit the womb this life shit be crazy

[kylie @kgoldy_]

@chevyfresco @JambaJuice im fucking weak bro

[kylie @kgoldy_]

yeah falling in love with a human is cool but have you ever had a perfectly toasted bagel

[kylie @kgoldy_]

@ckeIpsh tell ur heart the original is best and to stop remixing the beat pls and thx

[kylie @kgoldy_]

if you are scared that a job won’t let you have tattoos, just get tattoos so you don’t have an option

[kylie @kgoldy_]

my aesthetic is empty lighters and some sand in a bag

[kylie @kgoldy_]

the way i told my therapist about a boy and she said “i want to rip his eyeballs out” makes me feel so good