Kristen Jarocki

Farm kid, cat obsessed, lover of curling and all things numbers.

[Kristen Jarocki @kgraff098]

I used to like loud exhaust. Now I’m irritated by it. When did I get so old? #shitwaynesays

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Over one year hiatus from X seems like an appropriate time to say... 😭😭😭 another four years of depression.

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This article just screams Canada Digital Adoption Program. If that doesn't mean anything to you, reach out to your @MNP_Ag advisor. We have a team dedicated to researching digital solutions for farms! #MNPAg

Digital ag delivers, but barriers remain https://t.co/vDAE6NHHhn

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@Denny2point0

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When did mediocrity become the norm? #shitwaynesays

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The Canadian government has asked farmers to reduce nitrogen fertilizer by 30%, to seed cover crops, to invest in “climate smart” grain dryers, farm machinery, and solar panels. They have barely even mentioned water management.
https://t.co/bkkT9nG8ye

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Technology plays a huge role in ag. Did you know the gov't currently has a grant and interest free loan to help implement tools like this in your operation? Contact your @MNP_Ag advisor for more info. #MNPag
Producers interested in digital integration https://t.co/gOh5sSdHrb

[Kristen Jarocki @kgraff098]

Road trip audibles:
“pick a speed!”
“Stay in your lane”
“what’s the speed limit??”

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Please don’t rain 🙏🏼 Please don’t rain 🙏🏼

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Listening to @JohnGormleyShow talk about changing Mother’s Day and Father’s Day to “parents day” has me both laughing and crying. What has this world come to?? Time to cancel the #cancelculture

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Shout out to the two young boys playing ball this afternoon in an empty lot. My personal fav was the bat throw after the swing and a miss 😂 #keepswingin

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Oh great, more snow! #sickofit

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This morning after seeing the fresh snowfall on our snow-free yard “is this the third winter or the fourth?” #shitwaynesays

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This hits hard in the midst of my busy season! Jake nails it with being easy on yourself and truly embracing the time you have for the “fun” parts of life. We’re all just out here trying our best. Life goes by fast - don’t miss it.

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@JakeLeguee Congratulations to two outstanding citizens!

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@MNP_Ag 📈
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Today my stomach growled like a stray cat. #shitwaynesays

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@frankld79 🙋‍♀️est. 1891!

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🚨 The Underused Housing Tax forms are due April 30. Think this only applies to non-residents in markets like Toronto and Vancouver? THINK AGAIN. The filing requirements are catching many Canadians -including farmers. Talk to your @MNP_LLP advisor today!
https://t.co/U4NQJArpaE

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A friendly little tip: don’t ever tell someone they look tired. Pretty good chance they also feel tired and your comment isn’t helping.